[Scene: The Anderson Family Home, Blaine’s bedroom. Camera pans across the floor and shows clothes thrown everywhere. Camera pans again and we see lying in bed BLAINE and KURT. They’ve clearly had sex. BLAINE is still sound asleep: KURT is just waking up.
KURT’s voiceover begins]
Okay, okay, I know I said I wouldn’t be hooking up with Blaine this time when I came home, but listen: it’s not my fault. Weddings are like crack to me, and Blaine was just so cute in his Regionals outfit. How was I supposed to resist? Besides, being with Blaine again is easy, at least physically. And it’s getting better emotionally as well. I’m almost—well, I think I’m almost ready to get back together, you know?
[KURT smiles lovingly at the sleeping BLAINE, stretches, and gets out of bed. He begins digging around Blaine’s floor, trying to gather up his clothes.]
Besides, Regionals is our anniversary. Or at least, it was. I—
[KURT stops midsentence, and notices a ring box lying on the floor. He picks it up hesitantly and opens it up. Inside is a gorgeous engagement ring. KURT’s eyes get impossibly large—he slams the ring box shut, gathers up his clothes as fast as he can, and bolts.]
I’ve got to go.
[title card: GLEE!]
THIS IS WHAT IT WILL BE IN MY HEAD ALL SUMMER LONG
Is it only me who can see Blaine mouth the word ‘kiss’ in the middle of leaning towards kurt like omg wat i might just be making things up now but i cant
omFG IT WAS UNSCRIPTED I;M CRYESY
MAYBE THEY WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO HUG AND THEN AT THE LAST MINUTE DARREN MOUTHS KISS AND IT CHANGES AND ASDFGHJKL;
#yes #his co-captain is burt #I think they meet once per week before friday night dinner #and have meetings on all the ways kurt was amazing this past week #so blaine can organize the information for his recruitment
You missed a few:
What are you doing? Oh nothing just staring intently and nodding along to every word Kurt says. Nothing new.
Look at this dumb face. Wearing a Kurt pin,
with a Kurt unicorn poster in your locker. Do you think that’s enough Kurt campaign material? No?
Of course not lets have one more poster in a frame on your dresser. Near your bed. The classy, sexy one. Why do you need it there you say? Mastu… er… Because of reasons.
Oh Kurt is a Nyada finalist?
You may possibly be maimed for life but that’s no excuse not celebrate.
No seriously, he stans Kurt like it’s his job. Like he’s being paid for it with a wage scale based on intense looks.
Here have the mic and takeover singing Kurt.
Oh is this an improbable, silly wish list?
What are you talking about of course all of Kurt’s dreams are gonna come true. It’s so obvious Kurt is gonna be wildly successful at everything.
And diva’ing? Kurt is the original HBIC always.
Isn’t it obvious those Whitney Houston songs were just made for him. God don’t be such a dummy.
If we were to try to point out all the times Blaine stares with awestruck, loving heart eyes at Kurt, we would literally have to gif every scene Kurt and Blaine have ever had together.
Starting pretty much from the first time this idiot ever laid eyes on him.
Blainers lives a 24/7 Kurt Hummel appreciation life.
Damn Blainer is a better Kurt Hummel stan I can’t win
So much truth in that tag. As much as I complain about the Klaine storylines this season, they could have actually all been part of their story in a really entertaining and fulfilling way. Could have been, being the key phrase there.